Alligators can live up to 100 years which is why there is an increased chance that they will see you later.

explain it like you are explaining to a donkey

i’m always thinking one step ahead like a carpenter building stairs

everything is a reference to your interests, if you are crazy enough

thank god for letterboxd and piracy

Stop being sad, You’re making everyone uncomfortable

The best way to cope with your problems is to add new ones to distract yourself from the orginal ones

The only person you can truly rely on is you. What a fking nightmare.

FOR YOUR OWN SANITY ALWAYS TAKE MIXED SIGNALS AS A NO

for what the monkey considers business the horse considers play