wilson!!! lo siento wilson😭

STOP WHATEVR YOU ARE DOING AND START WATCHING SEVERANCE

sleepiest in the room

jack of all trades, master of none

if i was a billionaire I’d buy Linkedin and turn it off

my talents include finding cool memes, giggling in a unfortable way, zoning out and more . ݁₊ ⊹ . ݁˖ . ݁

life is too short, blame everything on cloudflare and move on

touching grass isn’t enough, i need to smell it

book a judge by its cover?

and for my final act i will worship something mortal and act surprised when it decays