life is too short, blame everything on cloudflare and move on

touching grass isn’t enough, i need to smell it

book a judge by its cover?

and for my final act i will worship something mortal and act surprised when it decays

at the function with a heavy heart

hmm yeah i think i’ll stay up for like 4 more hours to make sure i have a miserable fking day tomorrow

2006 will be my year

the lion does not want to go to class tomorrow.

horse walks into a bar

bartender: hey

horse: sure

what are we? we are charlie kirk